The ultimate accessory for the corporate survivalist.

We all know the feeling. You want the gossip, the updates, and the "tea," but you absolutely do not want the extra emails that come with it. This trucker hat perfectly articulates that delicate balance with the viral quote: "i don't want to be in the loop or out of the loop. i want to be aware of the loop & its contents but free from any loop-related responsibilities."

It is the perfect way to set boundaries without saying a word. Whether you are wearing it on a Zoom call (camera off, obviously), at a casual Friday, or just out on the weekend trying to recover from the work week, this hat speaks the truth that every employee is thinking.

Highlights:

The Text: Features the full, relatable quote about avoiding responsibility while staying informed.
The Vibe: Peak office humor, passive-aggressive chic, and highly relatable.
The Fit: Classic trucker style with a breathable mesh back for comfort.