The ultimate corporate bait-and-switch.
At first glance, this shirt looks like a resignation letter waiting to happen. "I HATE CREATING SHAREHOLDER VALUE." But then, the punchline hits: "JUST KIDDING CAN YOU IMAGINE?"
It is the perfect layer of irony for the modern workplace. It mocks the obsession with quarterly earnings while pretending to play along. Whether you are wearing it to a casual Friday, a tech startup mixer, or just sitting on a Zoom call wishing you were somewhere else, this tee perfectly captures the absurdity of late-stage capitalism with a smile.
Highlights:
- The Text: Bold, high-contrast typography featuring the full satirical quote.
- The Vibe: Cynical, hilarious, and dangerously close to an HR violation.
- The Audience: Perfect for finance bros, burnt-out office workers, and fans of corporate memes.
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