Some people want sports cars; you just want good public transit and a sidewalk that doesn't end abruptly.
This shirt is the ultimate badge of honor for the urban planning enthusiast who has zero chill. Mixing a vintage pin-up aesthetic with a hilariously aggressive stance on infrastructure, the design features the phrase "I'M A DIRTY LIL SLUT FOR A WALKABLE CITY" in bold red typography.
It is unhinged, it is niche, and it is perfect. Whether you are an architecture student, a city dweller tired of traffic, or just someone who really, really loves a pedestrian-friendly zone, this sweatshirt lets the world know exactly what gets you going.
Highlights:
- The Design: Retro pin-up girl illustration with a city skyline silhouette.
- The Text: Viral internet phrase combining "dirty" humor with serious urban policy.
- The Vibe: Ironic, edgy, and perfect for the modern urbanist.















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