This hat is for the kind of friendship that runs on petty jokes, dramatic loyalty, and an unreasonable number of DCs. The front text says it all: “If you’re not drinking 13 DCs with me I can only assume you’re drinking 13 DCs against me.” It’s chaotic, suspicious, and weirdly wholesome—aka the perfect everyday cap for anyone with a sense of humor and a favorite fizzy habit.
Two-tone and easy to style, it’s made for errands, road trips, brunch, tailgates, and group hangs where someone inevitably asks, “wait… what does that mean?” (And then laughs.)
Why you’ll reach for it
- Bold embroidered/printed-style statement that gets reactions fast
- Two-tone baseball cap look that works with anything
- The ideal vibe for soda fans, best friends, couples, and inside-joke energy
- Great for vacations, festivals, outdoor days, casual fits
Gift ideas
Funny best friend gift, quirky couple gift, birthday present, stocking stuffer, or a “this is so you” surprise.













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