The most honest shirt you will ever own.
We have all reached that point where a full night of sleep sounds infinitely better than an after-party. This sweatshirt is the perfect way to set boundaries without saying a word. Featuring the brutal but hilarious declaration "NO ME INVITES A AFTERS TENGO 30 Y NECESITO DORMIR" (Don't invite me to afters, I'm 30 and I need to sleep), it is the ultimate anthem for anyone who has officially retired from the club life.
It’s the perfect mix of Spanglish slang and adult reality. Whether you are buying it for a friend's 30th birthday or wearing it yourself to ensure you get home by 10 PM, this tee embraces the "Joy of Missing Out" with style.














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