The crossover event nobody asked for, but the internet needed.

This shirt combines two legendary pieces of culture into one fever-dream design. The outline is the iconic "Cool S" (or Stussy S)—the symbol everyone doodled in middle school. But inside the lines, things get weird. It features the transcript of the viral, surreal "Birthday Card" script between "Donald" and "Jeffrey," complete with lines like "Enigmas never age" and "A pal is a wonderful thing".

Signed at the bottom by Donald J. Trump, this tee is a masterpiece of irony and niche meme history. It’s mysterious, it’s nostalgic, and it’s the ultimate conversation starter for anyone whose sense of humor has been permanently altered by the internet.

Highlights:

The Design: The universal "Cool S" symbol filled with text.
The Content: Features the cryptic "Voice Over" dialogue script and Donald Trump's signature.
The Vibe: Abstract internet humor, political satire, and 90s nostalgia.