I Hope Both Teams Lose — Funny Rivalry Shirt

Some games are hard to watch… and some are only fun when everyone suffers. This I Hope Both Teams Lose shirt is made for the neutral hater, the rival fan, and the person who shows up to the watch party strictly for snacks and chaos.

Clean, bold text. Zero explanation. Maximum reaction. It’s the perfect low-effort, high-impact look for game day, tailgates, sports bars, fantasy league roasts, or any matchup where you honestly can’t stand either side.

Why it’s a favorite

Instantly funny for rivalry games and “I’m just here for the drama” energy
Minimalist typography that reads clearly in photos and from a distance
A go-to for football, soccer, basketball, baseball, hockey—any sport, any season
Sold as “shirt” because it’s available in multiple styles (tee / long sleeve / hoodie / sweatshirt)