Okay, here's a Twitter post within the requested constraints: Just got my hands on the most outrageous shirt! It's a guaranteed conversation starter. Let's just say it involves monster trucks, questionable decisions, and a night I'll never forget (or maybe already have). 😂 Get yours before they're gone! 
I Got Fisted On Ketamine At The Monster Truck Derby Shirt
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