Life comes at you fast. Sometimes, you just have to pace yourself.
This shirt offers a hilarious, R-rated twist on the classic inspirational quote "one day at a time." Featuring the clean, serif typography phrase "I'm Just taking things one dick at a time," it transforms a standard wellness mantra into a brutally honest update on your dating life.
It is the perfect mix of self-care and self-deprecation. Whether you are navigating the chaotic modern dating scene, recovering from a breakup, or just love a good dirty joke, this hoodie says exactly what everyone else is thinking but is too afraid to say.
Highlights:
- The Quote: Features the viral, adult-humor twist on a common idiom.
- The Style: Minimalist white text on a dark background for a clean, classic look.
- The Vibe: Relatable, naughty, and guaranteed to get a laugh at parties.














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